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Postby one to obey » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:55 pm

Ρε κοιτάτε τι έβαλαν για την πρωταπριλιά..


Internet Reboot Today at 11.59UTC


As you may have heard in the news, the Internet will be
rebooted today and is expected to be down for around one
minute. A global consortium of ISPs and technology
companies has called for the action following several
periods of instability over the past few years.

A spokesman for the group commented:

    People forget that the Internet has been running
continuously since the 1970s. This reboot will provide
greater stability for years to come. We’re also hoping
it will result in fewer viagra and scam messages.

The plans have been meticulous and all information will
be backed up to CD and tape drives. No one should lose
data as a result of the reboot, but everyone is advised
to:

   1. Convert 1 April 11.59am UTC to their local time
using a tool such as The World Clock Time Zone
Converter.
   2. Shut down all Internet applications such as web
browsers, email clients, and instant messengers shortly
before the reboot.
   3. Wait at least a minute before restarting any
applications.

The process is especially hazardous for the Internet
technicians handling the restart. One specialist - who
wished to remain anonymous - told us:

    Some of the equipment down there is nearly 40 years
old. There are missing fuses, exposed wires and
unterminated cables: it will be dangerous.

    Anyone surfing the net or sending a large email
attachment at 11.59 could easily electrocute one of my
team.

How will your company handle the reboot downtime? Is the
reboot necessary? Do you think it should have been done
sooner? Let us know your opinions, but please be careful
when you send them.


ή το άλλο...


Earth population 'exceeds limits'

By Steven Duke
Editor, One Planet, BBC World Service

   
LIVING ON A CROWDED EARTH
Crowded commuter trains (AP)
Current world population - 6.8bn
Net growth per day - 218,030
Forecast made for 2040 - 9bn
Source: US Census Bureau

There are already too many people living on Planet
Earth, according to one of most influential science
advisors in the US government.

Nina Fedoroff told the BBC One Planet programme that
humans had exceeded the Earth's "limits of
sustainability".

Dr Fedoroff has been the science and technology advisor
to the US secretary of state since 2007, initially
working with Condoleezza Rice.

Under the new Obama administration, she now advises
Hillary Clinton.

"We need to continue to decrease the growth rate of the
global population; the planet can't support many more
people," Dr Fedoroff said, stressing the need for humans
to become much better at managing "wild lands", and in
particular water supplies.

Pressed on whether she thought the world population was
simply too high, Dr Fedoroff replied: "There are
probably already too many people on the planet."

GM Foods 'needed'

A National Medal of Science laureate (America's highest
science award), the professor of molecular biology
believes part of that better land management must
include the use of genetically modified foods.

"We have six-and-a-half-billion people on the planet,
going rapidly towards seven.

"We're going to need a lot of inventiveness about how we
use water and grow crops," she told the BBC.
   
THE MOST POPULOUS NATIONS
China - 1.33bn
India - 1.16bn
USA - 306m
Indonesia - 230m
Brazil - 191m

"We accept exactly the same technology (as GM food) in
medicine, and yet in producing food we want to go back
to the 19th Century."

Dr Fedoroff, who wrote a book about GM Foods in 2004,
believes critics of genetically modified maize, corn and
rice are living in bygone times.

"We wouldn't think of going to our doctor and saying
'Treat me the way doctors treated people in the 19th
Century', and yet that's what we're demanding in food
production."

In a wide ranging interview, Dr Fedoroff was asked if
the US accepted its responsibility to reduce emissions
of carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be driving human-
induced climate change. "Yes, and going forward, we just
have to be more realistic about our contribution and
decrease it - and I think you'll see that happening."

And asked if America would sign up to legally binding
targets on carbon emissions - something the world's
biggest economy has been reluctant to do in the past -
the professor was equally clear. "I think we'll have to
do that eventually - and the sooner the better."

The full interview with Dr Nina Federoff can be heard on
this week's edition of the new One Planet programme on
the BBC World Service
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Postby zavos » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:14 pm

η πρωταπριλιά είναι η πιο αποτυχημένη μέρα του έτους

δρα μαζί με άλλες μέρες ως καταβόθρα βλακείας, για να εκτονώνεται η lameness των ανθρώπων ώστε να μην οδηγηθούμε σε έκρηξη του σύμπαντος

προτείνω την κατάργησή της και εισγωρή 31ης Απριλίου στα καλεντάρια
για να γλιτώσουμε κι εμείς οι συνειδητοποιημένοι καχύποπτοι τύποι επιτέλους από τη διαρκή αμφισβήτηση των πάντων κατά τη μέρα αυτή υπό το ενδεχόμενο μιας φάρσας που πλανάται απειλητικά αλλά αόριστα πάνω απ' τα κεφάλια μας με σκοπό να μας πιάσει εξαπίνης και να επιστρέψει πάνω μας την προαναφερθείσα συσσωρευμένη βλακεία
 
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Postby nitro912gr » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:41 pm

zavos wrote:η πρωταπριλιά είναι η πιο αποτυχημένη μέρα του έτους

δρα μαζί με άλλες μέρες ως καταβόθρα βλακείας, για να εκτονώνεται η lameness των ανθρώπων ώστε να μην οδηγηθούμε σε έκρηξη του σύμπαντος

προτείνω την κατάργησή της και εισγωρή 31ης Απριλίου στα καλεντάρια
για να γλιτώσουμε κι εμείς οι συνειδητοποιημένοι καχύποπτοι τύποι επιτέλους από τη διαρκή αμφισβήτηση των πάντων κατά τη μέρα αυτή υπό το ενδεχόμενο μιας φάρσας που πλανάται απειλητικά αλλά αόριστα πάνω απ' τα κεφάλια μας με σκοπό να μας πιάσει εξαπίνης και να επιστρέψει πάνω μας την προαναφερθείσα συσσωρευμένη βλακεία
 



προφανώς σε ψάρεψαν πολλοί χθες ε;
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Postby f2bnp » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:01 pm

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Postby zavos » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:21 pm

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Postby Hellion » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:24 pm

"Earth population 'exceeds limits'" λέει, ΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧ

Σαν κάτι ειδήσεις που περνούσαν από το newsbar στα Sim City μου κάνει. Τιμή και δόξα σε αυτόν που το σκέφτηκε.
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Postby tasos » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:57 pm

terratron
(δείτε με τι ασχολούνται οι της blizzard και μας αφήνουν εμάς να περιμένουμε)
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Postby Pournelaos » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:06 am

To pimp my mount του WoW θα αφήσει εποχή.
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Postby Blip » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:23 am

tasos wrote: terratron(δείτε με τι ασχολούνται οι της blizzard και μας αφήνουν εμάς να περιμένουμε)

+ αυτο
το αλλο θα κανουν για να διαφημιστουν;;;;;;
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Postby Ex8roS » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:29 am

Μα πραγματικα σας χαλανε αυτα τα αστειακια τις Blizz? Θελετε μια "ψυχρη" εταιρια δλδ? (See what i did there?)
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Postby Blip » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:34 am

Οχι ρε καθολου εννοω οτι εχουν πολυ φαντασια
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Postby Mysterio » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:41 am

Εμένα που με ψάρωσε το Football Manager??? 100 εκατ. μου λέει δίνει ο πρόεδρας!! Τραβάω τα βυζιά μου απο την χαρά μου, πάω να πατήσω το οκ, και σκάει το μηνυματάκι μου οτι πρόκειται για πλάκα!! Άρε Sports Interactive!
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Postby nitro912gr » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:35 pm

Mysterio wrote:Εμένα που με ψάρωσε το Football Manager??? 100 εκατ. μου λέει δίνει ο πρόεδρας!! Τραβάω τα βυζιά μου απο την χαρά μου, πάω να πατήσω το οκ, και σκάει το μηνυματάκι μου οτι πρόκειται για πλάκα!! ’ρε Sports Interactive!


lol? ingame joke και έτσι;
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Postby Mysterio » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:08 pm

Yep Και προς στιγμή χάρηκα....

Τα παρακάτω είναι απο παλικάρι που την πάτησε όπως κι εγώ...








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Postby Pérez » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:29 pm

Χαχα, τρομερό... Δε μου έχει τύχει ποτέ...
prosexw pou vazw to pouli mou k tin ypografi mou.
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Postby DukeM » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:56 pm

Mysterio wrote:Εμένα που με ψάρωσε το Football Manager??? 100 εκατ. μου λέει δίνει ο πρόεδρας!! Τραβάω τα βυζιά μου απο την χαρά μου, πάω να πατήσω το οκ, και σκάει το μηνυματάκι μου οτι πρόκειται για πλάκα!! Άρε Sports Interactive!


Ναι ρε γμτ το είχα πάθει και εγώ παλιότερα, στο 2005 αν θυμάμαι καλά. Είχα πάθει πλάκα, λέω κοίτα ανοίγματα ο Κόκκαλης!!
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